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Ring um meine Eier

Ich bin ein perverses Schwein,
ja, das muss so sein.
Ich bin eine alte Sau,
das sagt sogar meine Frau

Refrain:
Ich hab' einen Ring um meine Eier,
der schnürt mich zu und das tut weh oh weia,
das micht geil, das mach mich higher, Ring um die Eier. (2x)

Ich bin dauern geil,
kein Genital bleibt bei mir heil.
Ich liebe Piercing an meinem Sack,
denn das bringt mich erst so auf Zack.

Refrain:
Ich hab' einen Ring um meine Eier,
der schnürt mich zu und das tut weh oh weia,
das micht geil, das mach mich higher, Ring um die Eier. (2x)

Macht mich geil und macht mich higher,
Ring um die Eier, Ring um die Eier. (fade out)

Maschen-Draht-Zaun

I'm a lonesome rider, I'm a real tough guy,
I tell you livin' ain't easy, but every day I try.
I've seen a million places, baby I get around,
with a sixpack of beer and a Maschendrahtzaun.

I'm a hardworking man, I don't need much in live.
I got my horse, I got my boots, a hat and a knife.
All I really need can surely be found:
I need girls, I need whisky and Maschendrahtzaun.

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning,
Maschendrahtzaun late at night.
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening,
Maschendrahtzaun makes me fell alright.
And if I ever be king, and I get a crown,
then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun.

All the ladies wanna have me, I'm a handsome boy,
and all the boys want me, too, in espescially Siegfried and Roy.
I'm a sexmachine, baby, I had more girls than James Brows,
and I fucked them all on the Maschendrahtzaun.

But now the time has gone by and something happened to me:
I'm only half the man I used to be.
I was the sexiest man in the whole big town
before I ripped my balls on the Maschendrahtzaun.

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning,
Maschendrahtzaun late at night.
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening,
Maschendrahtzaun makes me fell alright.
And if I ever be king, and I get a crown,
then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun.

I was also a Sheriff, I was fighting for right,
I was protecting law and order every day, every night.
I was hunting a man with a big, fat Bauch,
and I caught him in the back of a Knallerbsenstrauch.

And now the story is over, I had a good, good life,
I still got my horse, my boots and my knife.
I did a lot of traveling, but now I settle down,
at the Knallerbsenstrauch on the Maschendrahtzaun.

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning,
Maschendrahtzaun late at night.
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening,
Maschendrahtzaun makes me fell alright.
And if I ever be king, and I get a crown,
then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun.

Maschendrahtzaun in the morning,
Maschendrahtzaun late at night.
Maschendrahtzaun in the evening,
Maschendrahtzaun makes me fell alright.
And if I ever be king, and I get a crown,
then it would surely be made of Maschendrahtzaun.
Yeah!

Sensacion

people get ready for marvelous eddie

come on ladies, my name is eddie rodriguez
and i am a lovemaker for the girls.

eddie rodriguez, rodriguez, rodriguez,
people get ready for marvelous eddie

listen to me i'll make you crazy:
first time, i saw you in the night
you were singing "un' acion"
Maria and if you make sweet love to me
i will give you sensacion

sensacion
maria te quero fujar,
tu vita la vida
balla baby balla baby
sensacion
maria te quero fujar,
tu vita la vida
balla baby come on

you blow like a chanted summerwind
straight into my life
mariaaa i want to make a baby with you
come on get ready for marvelous eddie

sensacion
maria te quero fujar,
tu vita la vida
balla baby balla baby
sensacion
maria te quero fujar,
tu vita la vida
balla baby balla baby sensacion
(2X)

maria why dont you want to talk to me
i gave you a lot of calls
maria instead of making love to me
you kicked into my balls

chorus

so ladies tell me who is the greatest
lover in town? what do you think?

as far as we guess its eddie rodriguez.
people get ready for marvelous eddie

chorus

sensacion gracias

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I am so curios, I just wanna know whatta you there have.
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